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Rejected Coke Advertising Campaigns and Slogans

  • If you try something new, you might not like it
  • It probably isn’t that bad for your teeth really
  • Take it on a picnic, but only if you have a good cooler
  • Sometimes when you ask for Pepsi in a restaurant they give you coke anyway
  • I read on the internet that you can get AIDS from Pepsi, but not Coke
  • Not so good from the plastic bottle… but hey, what soda is?
  • I heard that the Pepsi side of life has a lot more instances of rape and drive-by shootings than the Coke side, just saying
  • The choice of a sustaining, loyal generation
  • Coke is so good I want to drink it with my nose
  • It’s widely available
  • For myspace: You’ve just been COKED! Forward this to 10 people and drink one cokes (at least) or you’re family will die. NOTE: You can be Coked more than once, the same penalties apply each time
  • For TV: a baby polar bear runs into a baby penguin. The penguin has a coke, which he offers to share. The polar bear eats the penguin and washes him down with the crisp, refreshing coke
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