Hey freshman, how's that first year of college going? Hopefully by now you've hooked up with at LEAST 14 women. No? Oh. Bummer. Well here at College Humor, we're dedicated to getting your numbers up. So with the help of sketch comedy troupe Dutch West, comedian Alison Becker, and Durex condoms, we've filmed some instructional videos to help you lay the pipe ASAP.

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