Oh my god Sarah, is that you? Wow, I haven’t seen you since I moved away in 5 grade. It’s been what, 12 years? You know, I had such a little schoolboy crush on you. Remember that time that time josh matherson shot his teacher? Yea good times. So what did you do after High school? Wow, Yale huh? Yea I think I heard that might have been a good school. Me? Well, I took some time off, than went to community college. Then I took some more time off and went back to community college, so I have like 18 credits. Yea, I’m just waiting for stuff to come together, ya know?

So you graduated this spring, that’s cool. What are you doing for a living? Modeling? For who? Oh, I might have read a couple of their magazines. I didn’t know they had a major for that. It wasn’t your major? Ohhhh International business. Well that makes sense if you own the modeling agency, but why international business? Oh, it’s in Italy. That’s cool. Do I have a job? Of course I have a job, those rims didn’t buy themselves. Yea I work at a grocery store. The seafood department more specifically. Yea, it’s not bad. I can’t complain. Except for the fact that I work 50 hours a week and smell like fish when I come home. But it’s cool, I’m making $8.50/hour now. I’m hoping to make manager, than I’ll make $10. Alright well I’ll let you get going. Yea I know, you got places to go and people to see. I think I’ll go hang myself.