Salt Lake City, UT: Robert Stuart a member of the Fundamentalist Church of the Latter Day Saints recently had a dream he believed was inspired by God. “Last night I had the first wet dream of my life, it involved two of my wives and me making love all at the same time, sometimes it was just them two with me watching. Before last night I thought this was a thing of filth consequential to hell, but with this dream I know that God wants me to do this!” responded Robert to his dream, “The problem is my wives were not too sure, they worry about their souls if I am wrong, I quickly informed them about how superior I am to them and therefore my relationship with God is stronger. With this flawless arguement in place the rest of the process naturally came into place. I quickly reminded them about how Joseph Smith had a dream about possessing many wives but the wives were not to marry but one man. This put them in their place were they belong and we soon went to the sex store down town to buy the necessary strap-on and other essential to such things just as God would want it.”

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