Bush is someone I can really relate to so I kind of have this trust in him. He has really become an inspiration to all of us black sheep alcoholic coked up frat boys. Despite this, I’m more of a fan of obama, I never noticed it because im not racist but he is black, I had to find out from Wikipedia, and I think it is an important fact that obama is black. Now you may wonder why it matters whether he is black or not that it should be about political stance but, I think it is important that he can relate to the African American community since they have been neglected for so many years. But more importantly he can also relate to the white community, not necessarily that he has tons of cool white friends but because he has experienced a lot of my people’s culture, my peoples rich and proud history. A proud history filled with cocaine, now unlike Bush he has wisely admitted to using cocaine. To me this shows he also is open enough to get away from the stereotypes and do the white man’s drugs instead of Crack. Everyone knows that the highest you can get with Crack is Mayor of D.C. and Obama just has bigger dreams than that.

But I always hear people like He is too young, he doesn’t have experience. And I do have to agree that only bad things could happen with change to everything the white house has worked so hard to obtain. You know everyone moans and bitches but, I just like to see the positive in things this administration has done. Like for instance you say, the war in Iraq is stupid and is leading to the pointless death of thousands, and I say lower gas prices. How hypocritical is it to complain about the gas prices AND the war in Iraq, you have to pick your battles, and I chose my side. Now other people may say…President Bush is out of order passing the “Patriot Act”, and I say that if you are not for this that means you are Unpatriotic and against everyone having their phone tapped….Equally, because that is what a democracy is all about. Some people say hey President Bush is stupid and can barely speak at an eighth grade level, I say that that is just mean and you are a Dick; I mean would you call a retarded person retarded to their face, no that is just mean, would Dick Chaney call his Daughter a Dyke to her face, NO because she would have to speak to him in order for that to happen. Now, I don’t honestly believe that he is retarded I’m just making jokes, I mean would a retard come up with the flawless system known as “Terror Alert!!” BUM Bum bummm…..wtf ever happened to that, did we solve the worlds terror, so there is no longer a need for alert. Some people when they wake up get a cup of coffee and watch the weather so they can decide whether or not to wear a turtle neck today. But I used to wake up and check the terror alert status I needed to know exactly how alarmed to be all day, or else the terrorists will win. For a while we stayed on orange status and I was one of the only people I know that realized we should be at high alert. Sometimes when I used to work in the restaurant business the hostess would try to seat Dot Indians at my table and I would get so pissed off and I would have to beg for the table with all the black people instead, I never had any problems getting the table I wanted, but everyone did look down on me for being racist.

Honestly at my age I am not into politics as much as I should be, maybe it’s because I can’t look into my future about the problems with social security and healthcare and social equality. I worry more about things like who would win in a fight, L. Ron Hubbard or Joseph Smith. Or, sometimes I wander why the porn industry hasn’t honored Al Gore for inventing the internet. Al Gore did for porn what Paris Hilton did for STD’s.