Goofus eats the last donut in the station breakroom without asking or sharing.
Gallant asks if anyone wants the last donut. Then he breaks it in half and shares it with Mac, the gruff but lovable police chief.
Goofus comes in late, missing the morning briefing.
Gallant arrives 15 minutes early, bringing a fresh box of donuts.
Goofus turns on his siren to speed through a traffic jam.
Gallant patiently waits his turn.
Goofus hits suspects with his bare fists. He hits them on the face.
Gallant hits suspects with his baton. He hits them on the body, where the marks won’t show.
Goofus likes his job. He gets to carry a gun.
Gallant likes his job. He gets to carry a gun.
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