Drink every time:
A racial slur is used – 1 drink
Carlos makes a bad joke – 1 drink
Carlos uses the word “beaner” – 2 drinks
Carlos talks about himself – 2 drinks (3 if he calls himself Mexican)
Carlos tries too hard to be “edgy” – 3 drinks
There is a bad impression – 4 drinks
Carlos tells a joke you’ve heard anywhere else – 5 drinks
You want to bash your head against the wall – chug




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