How to Write a Great Update

How does he do it, you might be asking. Three updates, and each so good. I’ll let you in on the secrets of the writer, now that I’ve made it big.

The first thing to do is to figure out what your reader might be asking. Answering his or her question is your task. Once you know the question and the answer, break up the answer into about three parts. These will be your body paragraphs—like a body guard for your idea!

The first paragraph of your update will introduce the question and let the reader know you know what you’re doing. Then you explain the first thing. When you feel like it’s time for a different idea, start the second paragraph. It should relate to answering the overall question, remember, but be different from the first paragraph.

Once you’ve written the third paragraph, you’re almost done. All you have to do now is add jokes! (see “body guard example above.) Be careful none of your paragraphs looks too short.

You can have a short conclusion if you want. That’s all there is to it. Have fun!