People that you hate...especially at Ohio State.

Jesus Christ.

We all know someone similar to this. Its that kid, who is a buisness/finance/management/i’m a douchebag major, who thinks he knows EVERYTHING about anything. Y’know…the kid with:

long greasy wavy hair

creepily round glasses

acne scarred face.

condecending attitude

That kid who:

walks into class 5 or 10 minutes late and announces that the reason he wasn’t there for recitation the other day was because he was campainging with the Libetarians

wears a long black trench coat and worn out black sneakers every mother effing day

purposefully walks in the front door of the classroom (late, mind you), passes up about a hundred empty seats just to sit in the back row in the most obscure corner. And, when he walks past you, you catch a wiff of that stale day old pizza havent showered in a week smell.

He pulls his hair back in a low pony tail to symbolize how cool and hip he is, but you can see his receding hairline and/or bald spot thru his already thinning hair.

No matter what the prof is saying, this kid always has to speak up and pretty much repeat what was said, with his nasal voice and drawn out syllables.

There are hundreds like him; you probably have had one or two in every class that you’ve ever taken. if you haven’t…thank your god.