Jeff Rosenberg

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The following FratChat conversation took place last Saturday between 2:43 – 2:44 A.M.

Moose: Dude, that was the sickest threesome of all time
Johnny: Yeah, it was alright.
Moose: Alright? What’s wrong with you?
Johnny: I don’t know, I guess I’d just prefer” ya know, like 2 girls 1 guy.
Moose: C’mon man, we’re all Brahzasauruses here.
Johnny: Brahzasauri, but that’s not the point.
Moose: I just don’t see the problem, if you’d have a threesome with your biological brother why not a frat brother?
Johnny: What the hell is wrong with you?!? I wouldn’t have a threesome with my brother!
Moose: I see
Johnny: Let’s never speak of this again.
Moose: MOOOOOOSE ATTACK!!!
Johnny: I’m going downstairs.

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