- Jack Off
- Wack Off
- Beat Off
- Wank Off
- Shank Off
- Jerk Off
- Smurf Off
- Choke Off
- Yerk Off
- Blast Off
- Squeeze Off
- Rub Off
- Get Off
- Bone Off
- Fist Off
- Tug Off
- Pull One Off
- Off a White Elephant
- Off some Krackas
- Off White
- Take Some Time Off
- Blow Off Some “Steam”
- Blow Off a Stream
- Slag Off the Irish
- Showing Off for Lefty
- Showing Off for Righty
- Showing Off some Whitey
- Off a Throbber
- Bathroom Off Limits
- The Christian OFFering
- Off a Load
- Off Broadway Production
- Off the Hook (only applies to some)
- Shoot Off some Brain
- Take Some Strain Off Your Knees
- Monkey One Off
- Face Off, Starring Nicolas Cage
- Call Off the Wedding
- I Had To Lay Off The Girlfriend
- Its Off The Record
- Pork That Paid Off
- Off The Beaten Path
- A Little Off Topic
- OFF
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