The classic:
You can always rely on mooning your opponent. Of course if you can’t keep your balance you don’t want to do it because you might miss. Also, if you have a hairy ass this should be avoided unless you want people calling you “beaver bum.”
The penis:
Putting your penis on the table works pretty well. I mean a penis is like the sun no one wants to look directly at it. But it gets better if they look at your penis you can call them fags all night, unless they’re girls then insert some cheesy pick-up line of your choice and maybe you’ll get lucky.
Cup in hand:
Hold and empty cup in your hand, it will always be in the back of their mind to shoot for it but even if they make it…..oops no beer in there sorry you wasted your shot, douchebag.
Picture:
Take a picture of “the opposing team.” They’ll be more worried about not looking too gay than about making a cup, of course this is talso rue if you have a girl on your team anyway so don’t waste a picture if your partner is a babe.
Music:
Play one of the songs that everyone likes to sing along to, you know the ones where everyone gets excited and starts singing (or is it screaming) way off key just because everyone has to hear . “POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME!”
More to come hopefully I just haven’t thought of them yet, if you have suggestions it’s ragerjr@tiffin.edu.
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