Satan Replied to My Facebook Questionaire

1. Who are you? 
Lucifer

2. Are we friends? 
I’d like to think so, you’ll be spending quite a while with me in a few years

3. When and how did we meet? 
I lured you into watching the Spice channel when you were six.

4. Do you have a crush on me?
I will crush your soul in the bowels of hell with the fornicators and unwed mothers!  P.S.  You’re a total hottie!

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 
Scruffles, you haven’t shaved in a while and you have a cold.  Scruffy+Sniffles.

6. Describe me in one word. 
Mine!!!  Hahahahaha! 

7. What was your first impression? 
A pathetic little god-worshiping sheep

8. Do you still think that way about me now? 
No, you eat a good amount of pork.

9. What reminds you of me? 
Seafoam

10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 
A nuclear bomb, or one of those neat Hot Wheels Radar Guns that all the kids want.

11. How well do you know me? 
Your middle name is Raymond!  Hah!  Your torture has begun!

12. When’s the last time you saw me? 
That time you thought about spitting in that crying baby’s eye at the movie theatre.

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? 
I think you have the prettiest eyes, plus you’re going to die in 5 months.

14. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you? 
Hell Yeah!

I deleted him from My Friends after this.  What a dick.