by Amir Blumenfeld on December 13, 2006

The five types of people that don't pay attention during class in one study group

	Guy who falls asleep for the entire class then wakes up at the end: Does anybody have the notes for… um… what class is this for?
	Crossword Puzzle Guy: It's Econ 101, but hold on a sec… I'm just finishing something up…
	Asian kid perfecting Pencil Tricks: See how this pencil is being flipped up my fingers, and then back down? Pretty sweet, huh? Is that what Econ is?
	Kid with headphones on listening to Belle and Sebastian: What?
	Kid who has been trying to figure out the best way to ask the hot girl to study with him: If I just sit next to her and ask her to study, that's not creepy. That's just friendly, right? Then I can teach her stuff… all night LONG!
	Crossword Puzzle guy: 21 down — "Melted Snowball", 14 letters… NoChanceInHell.
	Asian Kid Perfecting Pencil Tricks: Hey you're good. Not as good as this though. See that? You probably missed it, so let me do it again… IN SLOW MOTION!!

	Kid with headphones on listening to Belle and Sebastian: What?
	Guy who falls asleep for the entire class and wakes up at the end: Come on guys, let's concentrate. None of us have done well on any midterm, except for you Asian guy. But if we get an A on the final we can still get an A in the class.
	Asian Kid Perfecting Pencil Tricks: I am concentrating. Concentrating on this double eraser-to-lead front side fakie slide. You think I can do this without concentrating?
	Crossword Puzzle Guy: 32 down: 17 letters. "Sony-gro." RacistStereotypes.
	Asian Kid Perfecting Pencil Tricks: Clever.
	Kid who has been trying to figure out the best way to ask the hot girl to study with him: Okay. I'll do it. I'm gonna call her and invite her here. But if she says yes, you guys better not embarrass me.
	Guy who falls asleep for the entire class then wakes up at the end: Jesus, can I just xerox your guys' notes or something and leave? I'm about to crash soon. I just need notes. Give me notes!
	Asian Kid Perfecting Pencil Tricks: I don't take any notes, I broke all my pencils tweaking the ultimate trick: The inside out snap-fest.
	Crossword Puzzle Guy: Does anybody know if folding a newspaper perfectly and writing on the back of one's knee in all caps is gonna be on this test? Because if so, I'll be fine and I can just get outta here.
	Kid with headphones on listening to Belle and Sebastian: Seriously, you guys are gonna have to speak up.

Kid who shows up with two minutes left in a ninety minute class: Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?