Terry Bradshaw
Visibly sweaty and ferociously short-tempered Bradshaw attacks FOX NFL Sunday co-host Howie Long with blunt end of Heisman Trophy after Long makes routine on-camera zinger about Bradshaw’s baldness.
John Elway
Mario Lemieux
As Habitat for Humanity volunteer, the legendary NHL center constructs 2-story raised ranch home for impoverished family. Alone. Without the use of tools. Finishes by ripping off shirt and chanting lyrics to Queen’s “We Will Rock You.”John Madden
NFL Hall-of-Famer makes losing to computer in 2008 version of popular “Madden NFL” videogame franchise virtually impossible with dubious “Juice Up!!!” option.Michael Jordan
When severe acne and a mysteriously high-pitched voice gets him fired from the production of Space Jam 2, an enraged Jordan threatens to kill every other member of cast, unaware that he is film’s only non-animated character.
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