Shampoo scents that didn't make it

Shampoo companies probably go through a lot of trouble to come up with the different fragrances that we buy at the local store and love to have in our hair. Here are a few that were on the “not so much” table.

• Mouth Wash – Who wouldn’t want to have their hair smell like partially covered up, rinsed-with-this-because-I-forgot-to-brush-this-morning- breath?

• Blood – After a long night out, you wake up and decide to egt up the old fashioned way by taking a long shower. You step in, open the cap of the shampoo bottle, and are immediately reminded of the thrill of battle, arrows flying through your hair, the smooth entry of a sword into your enemy, and the sweet smell of warm blood on cold steel. You then start thinking, “What DID I do last night?”
  

• Sulfur – You open the bottle and are instantly reminded of your roommates terrible breakfast cooking of eggs and bacon. Only 50 times more potent.

• Old socks/Grandma – It’s a sweet gesture to buy a shampoo that smells like your dear old Grandmother/Bubby, but aren’t the two smells one and the same?

• A Wet Dog – Need I say more?

• A Wet Supermodel – See previous commentary.