Romance is a funny thing; a romantic gesture toward a girl is completely influenced by how she feels about you. Be careful before going out on a limb for that special someone, because if a girl isn’t into you, your attempt at romance may be perceived as creepy. Take a hint from the following examples, which would all be deemed romantic by a girl who is into you, and creepy by a girl who isn’t.
- Leaving flowers on her car while she’s at work.
- Planning a surprise party.
- Buying a teddy bear whose chest reads “I wuv u!”
- Lighting candles in her bedroom and waiting for her wearing only a smile.
- Giving her a coffee tin full of your ear wax.
- Shaving her initials into your pubic hair.
- Painting a picture of her using only blood and feces.
- Taking her literally when she says she hates her parents; killing them.
- Finding her dead from an apparent poisoning when, in fact, she’s only pretending to be dead, but killing yourself by drinking poison just the same due to the anguish.
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