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Maneuvers
Distance
1: Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.
2.1 inches
2: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST.
5.4 inches
3: Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT.
3.1 inches
4: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST.
5.4 inches
  5: RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO.
.3 inches
6: Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll).
10.5 inches
7: Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS).
2.2 inches
  8: Take the VULVA exit – exit 12 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS.
.1 inches
9: Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON.
84 milesas
10: Turn RIGHT.
< .1 inches
11:Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
12: Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
13: Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
14: End at ANUS.
 
15: APOLOGIZE.
.2 minutes
16: Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
17: Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS.
1.6 inches
18: End at CLITOR –
 
19: Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
20: Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
21: Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
22: End at CLITROIS, VUL –
 
23: Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
24: Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
25: End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US
 
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