"MapQuest Helps You Find The Clitoris" by Dan Gurewitch

Maneuvers		Distance
	1: Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.	2.1 inches
	2: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	3: Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT.	3.1 inches
	4: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	5: RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO.	.3 inches
	6: Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll).	10.5 inches
	7: Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS).	2.2 inches
	8: Take the VULVA exit – exit 12 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS.	.1 inches
	9: Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON.	84 milesas
	10: Turn RIGHT.	< .1 inches
	11:Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	12: Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	13: Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	14: End at ANUS.
	15: APOLOGIZE.	.2 minutes
	16: Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	17: Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS.	1.6 inches
	18: End at CLITOR –
	19: Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	20: Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	21: Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	22: End at CLITROIS, VUL –
	23: Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	24: Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	25: End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US

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