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The Weekly WYR

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It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Be blind and gorgeous, or be deaf and have the best singing voice ever? Submitted by Boris
  • Have $5000, or 500 BJs? Submitted by Jim
  • Have a penis with a fingernail at the end, or no genitalia at all? Submitted by Brendan
  • Be from North Dakota or West Virginia?
  • Get it on with Robin from Double Dare or Mo from Guts? Submitted by Amanda
  • Go the rest of your life without eating anything made from potatoes, or anything made from tomatoes? Submitted by Ben
  • Have the arms of a newborn, or the nose of an old man?
  • Have a dinosaur to ride around on, or be able swim like a dolphin? Submitted by Brian
  • Fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him? Submitted by Andy
  • Be able to travel back in time, or be able to travel to the future?

And this week’s Guy Who Doesn’t Get The Concept Of A WYR Award goes to Mike, who sent in this.

  • Would you give the “thumbs-up-go-ahead” to kill the most unimportant man in the world to bang your fantasy chick?

Send your best WYR’s to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com
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I use to work at a Military Rec. Center in the boat rental. The rules were easy 1.first come first serve, 2.rank does not matter, 3.and have a military id, will travel; they could rent boats and go fishing or partying. 6 months prior to graduating boot camp a group of marines reserved the "party barge" (BIG a$$ pontoon) this also happened to be Memorial Weekend.... Read More » Soo, the fresh little newbie's have loaded up the party barge with beer and what not and this Navy Admiral walks up without reservations and orders them to "Disembark and relinquish" the boat. All the new marines snap to attention and start unloading. The admiral than orders them to leave there fishing equipment and beer to save him time and expense. Seeing this I walk up and inform the Admiral "no reservations, no boat, your sol." Admiral orders to see my boss (I am the boss) and say "go to the big white house in DC and file your complaint there" Admiral "What's your name and rank! I'll have you marshaled!" Me "my name is ___" having no rank because I'm a civilian I stick my butt out and while pointing to my posterior "my rank is kiss this." Mr. Admiral d!ck wad storms off mumbling something about MPs and I help the marines out of the dock and with them a happy party. I do so love p!ssing of military officers.