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Popular Gifts At The Victorian Orphanage This Year

by Streeter Seidell on

  1. Silence
  2. Fear
  3. Gruel (cold)
  4. Rickets
  5. False Hope
  6. Lice
  7. Typhus
  8. Ten Lashes of the Cane
  9. Second-Hand Dirt
  10. Copy of Oliver Twist with the last 100 pages ripped out
  11. Whooping cough
  12. Sega Genesis

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