Thoughts of an obese "straight" 40yr old single poet while watchin TV at 3:30AM

Well its 3:30am…and Im not tired..
what is there to do now Brain?
I wonder if i showered today…
oh well…it doesnt matter anyway..
I’ll just do it tomorrow morning,
after i get up and go jogging
I know ive said that many times…
but this time im serious…no more stalling…
and afterwards, ill look for a real job,
and maybe get a hot big boobied girlfriend
and ill start hanging out with people my age
who dont live in their mothers basement
and maybe ill buy some clothes
that don’t contain star trek references,
and then who knows ill even….
omg is that the girl from Trading spaces?
I cant believe shes actually naked,
thank the lord for Cinemax
oh wait nvm, its just a girl that looks like her,
maybe i should buy some contacts
these glasses are stylish and all,
but i think its time for a new look…
Maybe even some colored ones…yeah…
then ill get more ladies than dane cook
I wonder what hes doing right now…
hes probably watching TV…
I bet that all those movie stars are
as lonely and pathetic as me…
Come on don’t be so hard on your self,
your a great guy with many qualities
so what if the last time u saw your penis
Charmed still had Shannon Doherty
I wonder what ever happened to her,
i know she was on that one show on Sci Fi,
Hey its NEXT, i didn’t know it aired this late
and is that a guy kissing another guy?
What the hell has MTV come to these days
where u can show two guys kissing,
whatever happened to men dating women,
just like all good little god fearing christians,
Well the lesbian segment is on after
i guess then ill just watch this and wait…
No Im not gay, stop thinking like that…
Im one hundred percent straight..
why do i even listen you brain…
all you’ve ever done is steer me wrong…
You remember when u said “hey be an art major”
Man those 2 years of junior college were long
Well not as long as my hair used to be,
maybe i should buy a toupee
Then ill buy a cool member only jacket
and…STOP it Brain! Im NOT gay….
Honestly, if i was REALLY a homo
would i have all these nudy girl posters
and SO WHAT if i have a copy of
Golf Studs 2: Real Heavy strokers,
You and i both know that it was a joke,
it was a gag gift from my pal Layne
You know what im not gonna argue with you
Your just a big stupid brain…
its 4:43 and im really tired…
i think im gonna go to bed
Ive had a long day and..is that james vanderbeek?
Yeah…i think ill watch Dawsons Creek instead…

ps- Im REALLY not gay brain…