Step 1: Hang out with a young boy suffering from a terrible illness.
Step 2: Pick up a Happy Meal from McDonald’s.
Step 3: Replace the toy with my junk in that box.
Step 1: Find the guys I called “n“.
Step 2: Offer a sincere apology…
Step 3: And my dick in a box.
Step 1: Win back Jessica.
Step 2: Cut a hole in a box.
Step 3: Put my di … God DAMMIT! She was right, I’m too small…
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2: Put my junk in that box.
Step 3: Is there anything more disturbing that the thought of my dick in a box?
“If I Were to Put My Dick in a Box, Here’s Where I’d Cut the Hole.”