How to tell your parents you failed 3 of your 5 classes due to incessant drinking. by Kristen on December 24, 2006 Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send 1. Your suicide note. 2. Your suicide note. 3. Your I've-left-the-country note. 4. Your suicide note.