Did you get back from break just to find that your best friend changed a LOT? Well, if he exhibits any of these symptoms, then you can be sure that he prefers the cock instead of your friendship…
- New Favorite Saying: Get out!
- New Favorite Word: Fierce
- New Favorite Drink: Cosmopolitan
- New Favorite CD: Justin Timberlake’s “FutureSex/LoveSounds”
- New Favorite Outfit: Jean skirt with leggings and a cute top
- New Favorite Movie: Fisting Firemen 9
- New Favorite Friend: Some gay dude named Phil
- New Favorite TV Show: Grey’s Anatomy
- New Favorite Family Member: Aunt Rita (Mad at Gay Uncle Al for turning him down)
- New Favorite Sex Position: Anything involving another guy
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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
