Did you get back from break just to find that your best friend changed a LOT?  Well, if he exhibits any of these symptoms, then you can be sure that he prefers the cock instead of your friendship…

• New Favorite Saying:  Get out!
• New Favorite Word:  Fierce
• New Favorite Drink:  Cosmopolitan
• New Favorite CD:  Justin Timberlake’s “FutureSex/LoveSounds”
• New Favorite Outfit:  Jean skirt with leggings and a cute top
• New Favorite Movie:  Fisting Firemen 9
• New Favorite Friend:  Some gay dude named Phil
• New Favorite TV Show:  Grey’s Anatomy
• New Favorite Family Member:  Aunt Rita (Mad at Gay Uncle Al for turning him down)
• New Favorite Sex Position:  Anything involving another guy