Dear U.S. Government,
I think Christmas should be held on the last Monday of December every year.
If you do the research you'll see that December 25th wasn't actually Jesus' real birthday so you're not committing a sin.
And at least this way everyone can always count on a three day weekend.
Thanks,
Neil
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