Rescue of Princess Leads to Nastiest Sex in History of Enchanted Kingdom

Prince Charming found her in the tower–the lovely princess Willownella, very sleepy and very innocent. The dragon had kept men away for at least a 100 years. Here was his pristine girl, still 16, 16 forever or at least as long as she slept (and the legal age of consent in the Enchanted Kingdom). After a 100 years there wasn’t the slightest sign of wear and tear–here gown was bleach white, her skin unblemished, every blonde hair in place. She was snoring a little but that was to be expected. He could overlook that, and overlook the little streak of drool making its way down her cheek.

He woke her up with a kiss. She bolted upright like a vampire who’s just been staked through the heart. One thing led to another. Apparently 100 years was long enough to wait without seeming like a slut. But what ensued was beyond even Prince Charming’s sexual repertoire.

She got nasty. Real nasty. Let’s just say that 100 years is a long time to go without a bathroom break. And that the torture chamber in the dungeon didn’t go unused.

“The bitch is nasty,” Prince Charming told me off the record. “One minute I’m giving her a little kiss and the next she’s sucking my dick.”