Jake Christie

Things That Have Changed About My Old Friends Since Last Winter Break

  • Hair
  • Style of dress
  • Favorite music
  • The desire to beat them in the face with a tire iron while they scream for mercy; mercy that will never come
  • That one kid got glasses
  • Weight
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Threesome

I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people