Nagg: Ack! Mung cheat again. He step forward when Crugg say stop.
Mung: Nagg speak lie!
Mung bashes Nagg over the head with a club, killing him.
Crugg: Mung do wrong. No need kill Nagg.
Mung: Now Mung have Nagg wife. Mung have two wife now.
Dag: Dag want play game. Dag no like Nagg anyway. Nagg smell like mammoth.
Crugg: Green light…red light!
Dag: Gahhh!
Crugg: What now?
Dag: Mung put Nagg blood in Dag hair.
Crugg: Mung, why you do this?
A pterodactyl swoops down and carries Dag away.
Crugg: Mung! No is right. Giant bird smell blood on Dag. Now bird eat Dag.
Mung: Mung want play game.
Crugg [Sighs]: Green light…re—
Mung sneaks behind Crugg and bashes him over the head with a rock, killing him.
Mung [Beating his chest]: Mung win game! This now Mung favorite game.
A saber-tooth tiger lands in front of Mung.
Mung: Ack! Mung no safe when Mung alo—
Mung gets ripped to pieces.




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