England:
'ello, 'ello!
miffed
peeved
irritated
a bit cross
bloody hell!
we're out of tea

France:
filthy American pigs!
but I am le tired
run and hide
we are out of wine!
surrender!
we love Americans!
(note: France has never reached the highest terror alert cause the puss out before they reach it)

Italy:
spaghetti!
osso bucco!
linguini!
that's a spicy-a meat-a-ball!
it's-a time to switch-a sides!
bring in Mario!

Spain:
naptime
naptime
naptime
time to wake up
release the bulls
back to sleep and hope it goes away

Germany:
Beer!
Oktoberfest!
put up a wall
kill millions of innocent people
try to take over the world
(note: these aren't terror alert levels for the German people, but for everyone else in the world)

Switzerland:
declare neutrality