The Weekly WYR

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

• Have your hands covered in scabs that never heal or have them covered in nasty acne that never goes away? From Anthony
• Ruin your best friend’s wedding or have him ruin yours? 
• Always smell like poop or have everyone else always smell like poop? From Richard
• Make out with Hulk Hogan or tell Hulk Hogan you had sex with
  his daughter? From Trey
• Eat people meat once or eat wet cat food everyday? 
  
• Not have elbows, making your arms permanently straight, or not have knees, making your legs permanently straight? From Emily
• Be able to fly like Superman or have every other super power combined but not the power to fly?
  
• Puke every 30 minutes for the rest of your life, or constantly have a fever of 103? From John
  
• Have you parents and everyone you know be able to see your entire Google search history or see every email and IM you’ve ever sent?
• Never be able to blink or never be able to shut your mouth? From Will

And today’s “Hate-Fueled Bigot” award goes to Ron, who sent this in. 


Send your best WYR’s to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com