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I'm A Justin Timberlake Fan?

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While smoking a joint in her car, my best friend Halley, introduced me to Justin Timberlake’s new album, intriguingly titled “FutureSex/LoveSounds”. The synthesizing beats create a surround sound of amazing notes and lyrics, which compliment one’s high nicely.


I’m not usually one for this style/genre of music, which made me even more interested in the fact that I was sincerely enjoying myself. It also made me wonder, just how high was I? And since when was I a Justin Timberlake Fan? All worth while questions while high I suppose. But never the less I was high and listening to Justin Timberlake, while smoking with my best friend, and I wouldnt have traded my place for anything in the world.

Tracks worth downloading (even though I think that’s a ludicrous idea because you should buy the album in it’s entirety to financially support JT in his mission to giving us a soundtrack for sex.) include:

Track 5: Love Stoned (not only is the title hot, it’s got sick beat boxing in it.)
Track 7: Chop Me Up (it’s with 3 six mafia, and has the best rap by Timbaland ever, which means it’s an amazing song)
Track 9: Summer Love (all i have to say is: “how’d they get that pretty little face on that pretty little frame?”)
Track 11: Losing My Way (if you listen closely to the lyrics, it’s about crack, so there’s that. oh, and, it’s undisclosed whether or not it’s featuring the Harlem Boys Choir, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s their finest work.)


 


Dream/Goal for The Year 2007: To have sex, while stoned, while listening to Justin Timerlake’s Album “FutureSex/LoveSounds”.

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