A) Thomas More College, Lexington, KY
Submitted by Jeff
While looking over the class list before registration
Girl: Why does professor Staff teach so many classes?
B) University of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
Submitted by Jillian
In a class for Special Education teachers, professor had just handed out a TAKE HOME final.
Idiot: Professor, is this an open book exam?
Professor: Laughs at her Only if you want it to be.
C) Columbus State, Columbus, GA
Submitted by Lance
In Geology class
Professor: Alright, now you guys name some commonly known elements?
Soccer Twat: dirt?
D) University of Richmond, Richmond, VA
Submitted by Eric
In a US History class, during a discussion of slavery.
Professor: The three-fifths compromise was an agreement reached between
the North and the South under which only 3/5 of slaves counted towards a
state's population in the House of Representatives.
Genius Girl: Wait slaves count as one now, right?
Professor: Asks girl to leave
E) WACTC (Nurse Training School), PA
Submitted by Jennifer
Instructor: If someone had shortness of breath and complaining of chest pain, what would you do?
Worst Nurse Ever: Call 911?
Instructor: You are 911.
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