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Pick-up Lines For The Blind

  • “Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither.”
  • “Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!”
  • “That’s odd. Your acne spells “let’s knock boots” in braille.”
  • “Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?”
  • “You smell pretty.”
  • “They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad.”
  • “What up butterface.”
  • “They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let’s make love.”
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Orange Squares

Two years ago I get assigned a roommate from Bangladesh. Its his first time ever out of his country. His first words to me were Hello how tastes it. Interesting start right. Two days later i walk in to see cheese slices all over the walls. The cheese slices have writing on them. I confront him about it and he tells me he thought they were post it notes. Apparently they do... Read More » not have dairy in back home because he had never seen cheese before. Days after that he blows up the microwave by putting a pot of eggs in it. It is at this point that I give up on the guy. After a few weeks I notice his part of the dorm smells like ass so I confront him about it. He then goes on to explain that he has been waiting for the servants to come by for his laundry. Of all the people why did I get this guy? In the three months I lived with him he washed once and never quite understood that we did not have servants and that Americans utilize cows.