- “Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither.”
- “Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!”
- “That’s odd. Your acne spells “let’s knock boots” in braille.”
- “Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?”
- “You smell pretty.”
- “They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad.”
- “What up butterface.”
- “They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let’s make love.”
Sexual History CarFax
The Different Types of Stubble
If You Had Dating Profiles Through Life
Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
Travel Posters for Lazy People
News Feed History of the World: March 2012
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
Remember when you thought Robot Unicorn Attack was the coolest game? You were an idiot.
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
