"Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither."

"Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!"

"That's odd. Your acne spells "let's knock boots" in braille."

"Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?"

"You smell pretty."

"They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad."

"What up butterface."

"They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love."