Bitterness towards Family Guy
Time spent defending the continuous quality of the show
Likelihood of saying, “Come on guys, from The Simpsons?” after obscure quotes
Amount you appreciate Maggie
Average screen time given to your favorite character (known as the Cletus Conjecture)
Belief that learning the greater Simpsons vernacular is a cromulent activity that embiggens the mind
Amount that you “get” Comic Book Guy






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Every Time a Bell Rings
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
The 15 Best Christmas Movies of All Time
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.