Lucky for you, I happen to be the person to ask when it comes to such things. Lucky for you I happen to be a connoisseur of great cinema, circa the 80's, the only true facet to find good quality advice.

Freshman Scab. Good for you, there, soldier.

Sophomore Scrub. Take your time in calling her, she expects it. You say

Junior Cassanova. Congratulations, things are really moving now.

Senior Swagger.