This is the true story… :: God, I haven’t had any time to read lately, let alone non-fiction
…of seven strangers… :: I don’t think I even have 7 numbers in my phonebook
…picked to live in a house… : I need to move out of my parents’ basement
…work together… :: How does one classify “Dressing up in a Chicken Costume and handing out Coupons” on a tax return form?
…and have their lives taped… :: Scotch tape! That’s what I need to pick up next time I’m at the drug store
…to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real. ::
Maybe I should just stop being polite. I heard somewhere that girls are into dickheads. I’ll try it out if I ever meet another girl
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15 Phrases You'll Hear During Finals Week, and What They Really Mean
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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
