Hot New Ideas for Theme Parties

I think we’ve all heard of the classic college themed parties like “Pimps and Hos,” and “Golf Pros and Tennis Hos,” or “G.I. Joes and Army Hos”. I think it’s about time to spice them up a little with fall semester right around the corner.

Check out these hot new themes that’ll be hoppin’ all over the country this semester!

• Jockos and Tacos
• Mac Pros and P.C. Hos
• Egyptian Pharoahs and Mummy Hos
• Star Wars Geeks and Trekkie Freaks
• Edgar Allen Poes and Prose Hos
• Home Depots and Backgarden Hos
• Fidel Castros and Communist Foes (Alternate: Francisco Francos and Nationalist Hos)
• Robinson Crusoes and Tropical Island Hos
• Severely Psychotic Schizos and Chronically Depressed Hos
• Nazi Germany Gestapos and Reichssicherheitshauptamt Hos