A Conversation Between an Acoustic Guitar and an Electric Guitar

Electric Guitar: What’s up, Acoustic Guitar!!

Acoustic Guitar: Nothin’ much, bro.

Electric Guitar: Are you ready to ROCK?

Acoustic Guitar: I guess. I mean I’d rather sit around a campfire with a couple of people and just chill. But whatever.

Electric Guitar: Wahhhhhhh!

Acoustic Guitar: Oh, quit your whining. You’re just moving your whammy pedal back and forth.

Electric Guitar: I apologize…. PSYCHE, rock and roll doesn’t apologize!!

Acoustic Guitar: Real mature.

Electric Guitar: Hold up, are you putting roofies into my drink?

Acoustic Guitar: No, what are you talking about?

Electric Guitar: I’m talking about the little pills that you tossed into my plastic cup as I went to go turn up the Donavon Frankenreiter.

Acoustic Guitar: Oh. Wanna go upstairs and watch a movie?

Electric Guitar: Wanna quit being creepy?

Acoustic Guitar: C’mon… it’s cool, dude. No need to FRET!

Electric Guitar: Oh, good one. That was really a clever guitar pun. You’re a regular Jay Leno.

Acoustic Guitar: Quit PICKING on me.

Electric Guitar: Asshole.

Acoustic Guitar: [inaudible]

Electric Guitar:? Dude, I can’t hear you. Get an amp.

Acoustic Guitar: “Life is short but sweet for certain.”

Electric Guitar: What? Ok, listen, finger picking a DMB verse won’t get you anywhere with me, I’m more of a Hendrix kinda dude.

Acoustic Guitar: Want some of this sweet dank?

Electric Guitar: Nah, I’m cool. I just shot up a few minutes ago.