This past Friday, Disney Channel revealed the highly anticipated sequel to their most successful original movie, High School Musical. High School Musical 2 set a basic cable viewing record with 17.24 million viewers tuning in for the premiere. Because a third movie is inevitable at this point, I have a few suggestions for titles:
High School Musical 3: Tokyo Drift
The High School Musical Ultimatum
High School Musical’s Army of Darkness
High School Musical After Next
High School Musical and The Last Crusade
High School Musical: Extinction
High School Musical 3: Rise of The Machines
High School Musical 3 – F*ck the title, give us your money.
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