I'm a fraction buster. Fractions can't step.

by Phil on August 21, 2007

I’m a fraction buster extraordinaire, fractions can’t step. Yeah, know any fractions? Tell them motherfuckers they can’t step. I’ll knock the numerator straight off a bitch.

Fractions beware: I’ll throw down on a motherfucker, bust you for real. I’ll square your face in, bust you up and shit. Watch out fool, I’ll bust you more than Busta Rhymes in a bra store. I’ll bust you and then bury your denominator and numerator in different hemispheres. Shit, step off.

The other day this fraction rolled up to me like, “Sup bitch, wanna dance?” and I busted him straight in the face. Fractions can’t step. I was all like, “yeah, all up in your grill like a 0 in a denominator. What’s up now?”

Are you a fraction? I’ll bust yo face like it was e over √2. Yeah that’s right, complex shit, don’t step – cause I don’t fuck around, man. I’ll bust a fraction inside and out like a cheap, reversible jacket. Whatup now?

Yo like, I been straight fraction bustin’ from the womb, all up in these fractions like karate, yeah. A common denominator to the face and these bitches drop to the ground. You heard me fractions, y’all can’t step.

Any fractions up in a motherfucker, think they’re all hot shit, wanna throw down? I’ll bust you like you was made of plaster, I’ll bust you straight into an art history book. Shit, then I’ll bust you like I was a hitchhiker on a roadtrip tryin’ to reach a final destination. After I was done bustin’ you I’d bust you again like you was sellin’ narcotics. I’ll bust you with the whole mo’fuckin’ deck up in your face like this was mo’fuckin’ blackjack. Ain’t no limit to how I bust you.

Shit, I’m pissed. WASSUP FRACTIONS, YOU WANNA ROLL? MEET AT THE FIELD AT 3, WE’LL THROW DOWN. Y’ALL CAN’T STEP, I’LL BUST YOUR FACE, I’LL DIVIDE IT AND SHIT. HA HA. Y’ALL CAN’T HANDLE MY MULTIPLES OF 10, WHASSUP BITCH? WHASSUP?

Still think you can step? As a warning, this is what happened to the last fractions that tried to roll up on me. Note that there are THREE and I fucked them all up: