MICHAEL: Aw, well, don’t you just think like, you know…? My nose is like… it’s totally big.
GOD: Excuse Me?
MICHAEL: Ahh I can’t go out there like this. I’m black as night.
GOD: I’m black. What are you trying to say?
MICHAEL: Oh, heh. Nah, nah, it ain’t like that. I’m just sayin’, come on God. I’m ugly. Look at my sister, she’s gorgeous. Don’t make me “that guy.”
GOD: Michael, I love You more than anything in the world. I love You so much that I sent My only Son down to earth to suffer and die for You. And might I add that neurological molecular biology didn’t just come to Me in a dream. You are My greatest creation. Now go.
MICHAEL: Ahh don’t be like that. Look at all them handsome people out there. Maybe just a few shades lighter?
GOD: GO!
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