The Citizen Kane of recurring CollegeHumor columns.
Proper British Board Games
- Musn't Wake Father- Guess Whom
- Balderdash!
I was waiting for the elevator the other day when I realized I forgot my phone on my desk. Just as I turned to get my phone, the door opened and there was a chink inside. I said, "I'll get the next one," and walked away. I must have looked like a total racist!"
Prayers are like the Christian rock of poetry.
"Last night I was so drunk, I cooked and ate fried green tomatoes."
"Haha like you ate the movie?"
"No, man."
"Oh. So how'd it taste?"
"I dunno. It tasted like any book."
"Haha like you ate the movie?"
"No, man."
"Oh. So how'd it taste?"
"I dunno. It tasted like any book."
I like my women like I like my coffee, not wearing a shirt.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell
Fucking Relax, Weather Dot Com
How to Be Unique While Posting the Same Bullshit as Everyone Else
Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing?
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
