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Particularly Nerdy Thoughts While Looking at CH's Banner Ads


Wow, I love a girl who appreciates my location. I wonder how proud the guy is who figured out the code for this.



Hmmm… vector field given by something like F = (-x,-y)


I wonder how many polygons it takes before a cgi character is capable of making someone horny…



If you’re stupid enough to believe that, you shouldn’t be able to get a date for that dinner for two.



Great, all the effects of drinking without the social interaction. I bet all the college kids are clamoring for this service.



You know, if I just click anywhere in this game and press tab, I can highlight the goddamn blue butterfly and press enter… Woopdeefuckingdoo I win.



Good thing I mastered this one-handed typing thing…
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A Christmas Larceny

I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More » credit card vendor. He keeps telling us that it's already paid for etc. and we keep telling him we can't process any more transactions until the morning of Dec. 26th. He then takes out a revolver and makes us lay on the floor while he steals the cash drawers and takes off. Turns out he had in fact reserved the video card online and his full name, address and phone number were in the system along with his email address; i bet his New Year sucked.