Wow, I love a girl who appreciates my location. I wonder how proud the guy is who figured out the code for this.
Hmmm… vector field given by something like F = (-x,-y)
I wonder how many polygons it takes before a cgi character is capable of making someone horny…
If you’re stupid enough to believe that, you shouldn’t be able to get a date for that dinner for two.
Great, all the effects of drinking without the social interaction. I bet all the college kids are clamoring for this service.
You know, if I just click anywhere in this game and press tab, I can highlight the goddamn blue butterfly and press enter… Woopdeefuckingdoo I win.
Good thing I mastered this one-handed typing thing…









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