Wow, I love a girl who appreciates my location. I wonder how proud the guy is who figured out the code for this.



Hmmm… vector field given by something like F = (-x,-y)


I wonder how many polygons it takes before a cgi character is capable of making someone horny…



If you're stupid enough to believe that, you shouldn't be able to get a date for that dinner for two.



Great, all the effects of drinking without the social interaction. I bet all the college kids are clamoring for this service.



You know, if I just click anywhere in this game and press tab, I can highlight the goddamn blue butterfly and press enter… Woopdeefuckingdoo I win.



Good thing I mastered this one-handed typing thing…