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Things I Think About While Walking Around in 100 Degree Weather

“No amount of water can replenish all that I am sweating right now.”


“Clothes were a mistake.”


“Maybe the skin cancer will take my life…right now. No? Damn.”


“You think there might really be a pool on the roof of the school?”


“Is that a water fountain? No, it’s just another mirage.”


“Now I know how Moses felt, that poor bastard.”


“Is that Fievel? No, just another mirage…Hi, mirage of Fievel.”


“I think my jeans are fusing to my body.”


“Life is not worth it.”


“Mmmh…it smells like BBQ…it’s probably me.”

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