Staff Burns

Let’s just not lie. Commenting is a way for the masses to try and make a funny that will be recognized on CollegeHumor. But occasionally, we are blessed by the hilarious insights of thosethat bring joy to our pain of failing exams, massive hangovers and the ensuing self loathing.

It can be said that it’s the red STAFF tag that makes their add-ins that much funnier, but a few things can’t be disputed about these commenters.They’re lazier than we are. They’re sure as shit funnier than we are. And they get paid to have the fun they do, and for that, we walk in their fuckin shadow.

At that I present, the first Staff Burn Hall of Fame

Coming in 5th place

Next in fourth

Third

A distant second

And the Number one staff burn of all time, while being simultaneously followed by the best comeback ever, shows that CH writiers have a little bit of comedic cannibalism