Your little brother that takes 20 min. showers The gay guy with a girlfriend
because they both think they are getting away with something
That gay guy's girlfriend OJ Simpsons kids
because they act like they don't know
OJ(orange juice) Fat Girls
they are both better with vodka
Fat girls Tequila shots
Because they are both good every once in a while
Tequila The end of a date
you get what you pay for
Taking a girl on a date Taking Classes
Hopefullythey're easy but still earns you somegood credit
Skipping Classes Fat girls
easy to do but you always regret it
Fat girls Using Chopsticks
You'd almost rather just use your hands
using Chopsticks smoking schwag
Because its time for an upgrade
schwag your little brother that takes a 20 min. shower
because you just try to avoid the seeds

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