How Things are like Other Things

Your little brother that takes 20 min. showers The gay guy with a girlfriend

because they both think they are getting away with something

That gay guy's girlfriend OJ Simpsons kids


because they act like they don't know


OJ(orange juice) Fat Girls

they are both better with vodka

Fat girls Tequila shots


Because they are both good every once in a while


Tequila The end of a date

you get what you pay for

Taking a girl on a date Taking Classes


Hopefullythey're easy but still earns you somegood credit


Skipping Classes Fat girls

easy to do but you always regret it

Fat girls Using Chopsticks


You'd almost rather just use your hands


using Chopsticks smoking schwag

Because its time for an upgrade

schwag your little brother that takes a 20 min. shower


because you just try to avoid the seeds

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