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Thoughts on First Day of Class at Community College

by Arash on August 27, 2007

Which of these girls am I going to be flirting with slowly (yet surely) all semester long? Hmmm… Rule out the stuck up ones, especially the one that wouldn’t make eye contact with me when handing you the attendance sheet. What a bitch. Lock in on the pretty but don’t know it girls, especially if she doesn’t wear make up. Perfect prey. Make sure seat is close to these girls, but not obviously so. All this while avoiding fatties.
If a tramp stamp is of a religious nature, such as a cross, is it still considered slutty/hot?
Girl I used to call “Pug Girl” in high school just walked in my class and sat down in the row next to me.
Hot But Doesn’t Know It Yet Girl’s BFF just came in and sat next to her. Immediate nonstop gossiping. Chances of me talking to her now: ZILCH.
“Pug Girl” Gives me awkward smirk. Does she know of her nickname?
Tool D-bag walks in 15 minutes late, with wide rimmed, lightly shaded, sky blue sunglasses on.
Should probably drop this non gen ed course….too many hot girls…
Tool-ness of D-bag under revision: has a huge weed leaf on the back of his jacket…my future dealer? Sunglasses start making sense.
What do you do when there are too many cute girls and you can’t pinpoint one to flirt with? Spread out the flirting? Lie in wait and see who flirts with me first?
Still keeping the glasses on when the lights go out for the projector. What a Champion.