I don't want to beat off a dead horse, but I'm tired of hearing that the chinese basketball star Yi may not be 19 like he says. Yet, I never read any articles that explain how Greg Oden could possibly be anything under 50. Rumor has it, his dad is really 132. (that is not in dog years)

Do you ever walk around campus or at work and smell something awful. You sniff your armpits and look around for the culprit. Maybe you make a statement to a friend "hey do you smell that? It smells like scrambled eggs just flew out of someones hiney." Then your friend or co-worker will undoubtedly say "whoever smelt it delt it" Now you can usually follow up with the classic "whoever made the rhyme did the crime" (which is faulty logic because that in itself is a rhyme), but I think it's time as a nation we stand up to the "whoever smelt it delt it" line.

It seems as if once that line is muttered the real fault at hand is forgotten. Just because they say it, doesn't mean we are supposed to say "oh okay jerry you're right I musta delt it, I don't know why I was complaining." NO, next time someone utters "whoever smelt it delt it" You must respond "shut the F*ck up.and own up to your fart. This smell is atrocious and you think you are being slick passing silent but deadlies while we walk to the student union, but you're not, I SMELL IT and you Dealt it, so deal with the punishment" (then spit on your friend or co-worker, and kirtsy, even if you aren't wearing a kilt. When I smell something awful I want to know where it came from, I don't want to hear an idiotic rhyme. If I dealt it, I wouldn't be so angry now would I?