10 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say

1. Any conversation that starts with, “Remember that time about a month ago?”

Followed by:

2. “I think I’m going to keep it.”

3. “Your friend has a big dick.”

Followed by:

4. “I wonder what a black guy would feel like.”

5. “Can you try one more time?”

Followed by:

6. “I didn’t feel anything.”

7. “I was drunk and it didn’t mean anything.”

Followed by:

8. “I think you should get tested.”

9. “Were you in the shower?”

Followed by:

10. “Is that what it’s supposed to look like?”