A Conversation Between Rick and Steve, Two Gay Guys Who Are Trying to Figure Out Whether Or Not The Other One is Gay But Not Wanting To Reveal The Fact That They Themselves Are Gay.

Rick: “Hey man, how’s it going?”

Steve: “Good bro, how are you doing?”

Rick: “Great, I’m just out trying to meet some cool people here.”

Steve: “Yeah, trying to meet some chicks?”

Rick: “Yea sure, ya know, whoever.What about you?”

Steve: “Yea just wanting to meet some cool gays, er, guys AND girls.Love girls.”

Rick: “I know aren’t they just the funnest?”

Steve: “Totally.”

Rick: “Do you have a girlfriend?”

Steve: “No, I never have, that’s not really my thing.”

Rick: “What isn’t your thing, girls or relationships?”

Steve: “Well…uh…relationships I guess.”

Rick: “Oh yeah, duh!I have never done that either.”

Steve: “Yeah girls are icky.”

Rick: “What did you say?”

Steve: “I said this floor is sticky, they really need to clean it.”

Rick: “That’s not the only thing that’s getting sticky…”

Steve: “Huh?”

Rick: “This bar is ridiculous!So much muck!”

Steve: “I know, do you want to go sit on those stools over there?”

Rick: “Sure I’d love to pack your stool.”

Steve: “Did you just..”

Rick: “Yeah, I said that I would love to go sit on those stools over there.”

Steve: “Ok, great.”

Rick: “Great.”

(Rick and Steve sit on some stools in the corner)

Rick: “Anyway, what do you do for a living?”

Steve: “I pack fudge.”

Rick: “Excuse me!?”

Steve: “I make candy!I work over at the William’s chocolate factory.”

Rick: “Ok, awesome, I love chocolate.”

Steve: “What do you do?”

Rick: “I photograph Boners”

Steve: “Ahem, what?”

Rick: “I’m a personal photographer for Martha and Richard Boner, you know, the multi-billionaires.I follow them around almost everywhere they go!”

Steve: “Oh, neat”

Rick: “If you don’t mind, I’m going to go use the bathroom.”

Steve: “Ok cool, see if they have any glory holes.”

Rick: “Huh?”

Steve: “Uh, make sure that they aren’t out of paper towel rolls.”

Rick: “Ok, good call.”

(Steve returns from bathroom, and sits back down)

Steve: “So what do you like to do for fun?”

Rick: “Um, I like to cook food, go mountain biking and fuck guys.”

Steve: “What was the last one?”

Rick: “I said that I like to cook fries”

Steve: “Yeah, those are good.”

Rick: “Umm, they sure are.I’m gonna go get us some queers at the bar.”

Steve: “Huh?!”

Rick: “I’m going to go get us some beers at the bar, what do you want?”

Steve: “Bud light is fine with me.”

Rick: “Great.”

Steve: “Great.”

(Rick returns with two bud lights)

Steve: “This place sure is loud.”

Rick: “Yeah, almost as loud as this one guy as I was ramming my dick in and out of his asshole.”

Steve: “Huh?”

Rick: “Soooo loud in here.”

Steve: “Oh…yeah it is.”

To be continued…